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Mitsuo Yamaki ([personal profile] ocd_mib) wrote2009-04-04 12:22 am

[locked to DATS]

Attention members of DATS.

I am Yamaki Mitsuo. Some of you may have noticed me around your base at varying points in the past few weeks. I've simply been... setting up shop, so to speak.

As it's known by your command, I have been inducted into the DATS Investigations Unit. The alien--

Brainiac Five.

---has helped me set up a suitable enough for the time being level of equipment for me to really begin my work.

I figured for all it matters I should at least inform the lot of you, as it's been pointed out to me that I am not in uniform.

For the record, I'd prefer to look respectable.

That is all.

[ooc - Strikes unreadable.]

[identity profile] 3point14napple.livejournal.com 2009-04-04 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
You and I the same.

[identity profile] 100percentteam.livejournal.com 2009-04-04 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Kou?

You wear pants the size of aniki!

How is this respectable?!

[identity profile] 3point14napple.livejournal.com 2009-04-04 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
The fact that they're not skin tight and made of spandex and am therefore sparing everyone the viewing of my anatomy?

[identity profile] nothingmoreless.livejournal.com 2009-04-04 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Finally.

Someone else who finds the uniform ridiculous.

[identity profile] 3point14napple.livejournal.com 2009-04-04 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
You're not the only one.

...Though, you're not much better.

[identity profile] nothingmoreless.livejournal.com 2009-04-04 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm trendy.

...

By the way. Could we perhaps discuss something in the near future?

[identity profile] 3point14napple.livejournal.com 2009-04-04 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
...Right.

Um. As long as it's nothing bad. I really can't take anymore bad news right now.

[identity profile] nothingmoreless.livejournal.com 2009-04-04 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
It's not. ... Depending on the outcome.

[identity profile] 3point14napple.livejournal.com 2009-04-04 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Ok then sure.

...Just, probably should be after I'm confined to quarters.

[identity profile] nothingmoreless.livejournal.com 2009-04-04 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
... Very well then. When the time comes, we can discuss matters over coffee.

[identity profile] isnot-theworst.livejournal.com 2009-04-04 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with the uniform?

[identity profile] ocd-mib.livejournal.com 2009-04-05 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
...

I am not wearing spandex.

And for the record, Mrs. Daimon, your shorts are completely unprofessional.

[identity profile] isnot-theworst.livejournal.com 2009-04-05 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
... Not this again.

Look, I'll admit it... looks odd, but... They do help when I'm out in the field.

[identity profile] ocd-mib.livejournal.com 2009-04-05 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
...sure.

Of course they do.

Myself, I'm not going to indulge some designer who obviously had his mind in the gutter.